daughter-ofthesea:

sirkattington:

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

crying at what someones tagged this

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glaswegian ya fool

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unshrink:

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

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gunzonyatmblr:

I’ve been laughing at this for 5 mins lmaoooo

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thehotgirlproject:

becausebirds:

A perfect duet.

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

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frenchquartz:

wow i cant wait to have my own apartment n come running down the hallway to my door in my heels after a long day at work and opening my door and hearing the sound of my keys hitting the counter and looking at what mail arrived that day and then going to the bathroom and taking care of myself and applying lotions to my entire body n applying face masks and listening to the way you look tonight by frank sinatra on vinyl n dancing around slowly while wearing nothing but my cute lace bra & undies n a dark red silky lace robe that i havent even wrapped around my body yet and makin myself a snack. i cant wait to get to that.

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yeah-noshitsherlock:

soflobrat:

badiegod:

mood

Me af

What do I have to do to be loved like this

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Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

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gordacrybaby:
“Goals
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$20 FOR A DVD IS RIDICULOUS