June 2012
May 2012
myladymother:
I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”
the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
Reblog this and see what you get.
♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
✂ = just delete your tumblr already
✌ = you’re awesome
♡ = i love your blog
❁ = you’re beautiful
✓ = i hate you
☹ = you’re ugly
☀ = i want to fuck you
♬ = i wish we were close
♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮ = you inspire me
How to deal with people who wear unflattering...
infinitetransit:
Realise all aesthetic choices are subjective.
Realise that they might think they look sexy as fuck.
Remove yourself from the vicinity until you’ve learned to get over your fatphobia/transphobia/misogyny/racism or combination of those.
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
Anonymous asked: Well that was really nice of you. Did he enjoy it?
1 tag
How to get Faith to stop drinking your water
Faith: *drinking my water*
Me: I like how you're drinking my water and I just sucked Jovan's dick
Faith: *spits all of the water back into my cup*
Anonymous asked: Why did you wear it for the guy?
Anonymous asked: When have you worn it?
Anonymous asked: What do you mean by the lingerie is special?
Creative advertising: →
smokeporch:
I WANT THAT PLAYBOY TOWEL. SOMEONE, PLEASE, ANYONE GET THAT FOR ME.
3 tags
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
Do some families actually have “family game night”...
thebestlolz:
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
I would give anything to get out of my apartment...
I hate these guys. They fucking suck. They’re playing ICP or whatever and it’s really fucking obnoxious. Awesome neighbors, let me come over. Please please please.
Does anyone want to skype with me or anything?
I’m really fucking bored,
it’s hot outside,
and I want to talk to someone.
If I was hot, my followers would talk to me
le-loup-guerrier:
freik0rps:
spellb0und:
yes.
so true
omg I bet this is true and it’s so sad